In a statement from the Cadhorpe Town Council sexcommission it was today announced that the council has decided to ban not only the radiopornographic broadcast of ’ Deep inside miss Nordmende’ but all sorts of radiopornography.
– Yes, it is a heck of a nuicance, the spokesman of the sexcommision , Mr/Ms ET Emp-table. To have pornographic relations with a radio can never be right as we see it, since we mean that both parties must agree to having sexual relations. A radio can’t speak, so there. And anyway the radio gets quite soggy the way the boys in the repairshop are going on.
Furthermore it was also announced that the commission at the moment is considering wether women are to be banned from using mobile telephones as vibrator, as the automatic dial-ups programmed by the female comissioners are disturbing the council meetings. That and the moaning.
The same goes for the male commissioners that use miniature cellphones for a similar purpose, in those cases anally.
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